Scary Christmas to All!
...and to all a good night!
Apologies if you were at the Jones Center this weekend and your fancy schmancy soiree was rudely interrupted by a mob of 200 Santa Clauses singing bastardized Christmas carols. We only dropped two F-bombs in the lyrics, but I think the off key Santas were more offensive.
It was all in the name of fun though...
As we passed by the plate glass windows, you looked so stuffy.
So repressed.
You couldn't believe Bitsy was going on yet again about her trainer at the gym. [yawn]
Then Bob's boring tales of golf course shenanigans were threatening to put you into a catatonic state.
But that was before we took the museum by storm.
...Honestly, didn't your wine and cheese go down just a bit easier after something so unexpected, and dare I say, artistic? At the very least, your conversations got alot more interesting!
It was a fun night. Maybe too fun.... the Twelve Bars of Christmas and all that. An excess of random flirting and weirdness.
I'm now in serious lust with a very tall, very fetching man at Barcelona.
(sigh) ...so dreamy and yet I never got his name. I think I'll have to make a return trip just to feast my eyes on him again. Ladies, I've got dibs, so don't even THINK about it!
I also have a vague recollection of giving my card to a very beautiful bald man at Darwin's Pub and saying something to the effect of, "You're adorable! Call me sometime." Not my style usually, but when surrounded by 199 other Santas, normal social mores just don't seem to apply. Besides, he'd already given me the eye a few times, and I didn't have time for chit chat... I had more bars to visit and more Christmas spirits to drink.
Stay tuned. New first dates are afoot!
More soon.
XO
Apologies if you were at the Jones Center this weekend and your fancy schmancy soiree was rudely interrupted by a mob of 200 Santa Clauses singing bastardized Christmas carols. We only dropped two F-bombs in the lyrics, but I think the off key Santas were more offensive.
It was all in the name of fun though...
As we passed by the plate glass windows, you looked so stuffy.
So repressed.
You couldn't believe Bitsy was going on yet again about her trainer at the gym. [yawn]
Then Bob's boring tales of golf course shenanigans were threatening to put you into a catatonic state.
But that was before we took the museum by storm.
...Honestly, didn't your wine and cheese go down just a bit easier after something so unexpected, and dare I say, artistic? At the very least, your conversations got alot more interesting!
It was a fun night. Maybe too fun.... the Twelve Bars of Christmas and all that. An excess of random flirting and weirdness.
I'm now in serious lust with a very tall, very fetching man at Barcelona.
(sigh) ...so dreamy and yet I never got his name. I think I'll have to make a return trip just to feast my eyes on him again. Ladies, I've got dibs, so don't even THINK about it!
I also have a vague recollection of giving my card to a very beautiful bald man at Darwin's Pub and saying something to the effect of, "You're adorable! Call me sometime." Not my style usually, but when surrounded by 199 other Santas, normal social mores just don't seem to apply. Besides, he'd already given me the eye a few times, and I didn't have time for chit chat... I had more bars to visit and more Christmas spirits to drink.
Stay tuned. New first dates are afoot!
More soon.
XO
Labels: christmas spirit, keeping austin weird, shameless flirting
posted by Master Dater @ 8:00 PM
1 Comments:
At 12:22 AM,
Anonymous said…
Hey MD,
This sounds like total fun hahaha don't be annoyed. I love the feeling of Christmas with everone getting into the spirit. I am glad to be reading the blog around the time of your Christmas celebrations, people always do crazy things over the holiday period as so much is going on and everybody is out having a great time and catching up with loved ones and long lost friends.
Chirstmas celebrations seem to be in full swing. Hope you had a great time with all the santas buzzing around :-)
Regards A
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